And I’m the President of Sweden. See, we can both come up with fantasies on the internet.

We get it. You had a very repressed childhood. It’s OK.

Incel says what?

Is going to your neighborhood swimming pool also Softcore Porn in your world?

Honestly it makes me sick every time I read and re-read the same story about sexists highschools. Like, its 2021 for gods sake— there’s literally BOYS in fuckin SPEEDOS but thE tinyest inch of cleavage is inappropriate? FUCKING DIE ALREADY U SEXIST FUCKS

That you think the follow-up question to “I like Jay Z” being “Which Jay Z song do you like?” is a “gotcha” question implies a belief that follow-up question are inherently gotcha, meaning almost all journalism that goes beyond pre-prepared responses is offensive.

And since that’s the case, go fuck yourself.

See, now…

Walmart can't do that, they used all their locked up aisles for products primarily purchased by black people. They aren't really subtle. 

I’d be willing to bet none of them were buying cards for themselves, or for children they knew. Just another hobby ruined by scalpers in the great 2020/21 scalping depression.

...and none of them were children.

You’re So Vain is about me

They aren’t “basically doing strip teases.”

Yoga streams are more provocative than hot tub streams. They just sit there and talk to chat in a bikini. Existing isn’t a strip tease, though now you’re just showing your hand on what you think about that.

How is hottubbing not included in “Swim and beaches”? Shove your concern trolling straight up your ass. Thanks.

There’s a shit ton of stuff on Twitch that has nothing to do with being related to gaming. It stopped being a purely gaming-related space a looong, long time ago.

In fact, they are specifically taking advantage of one of the changes to Twitch’s dress code policies from just over a year ago (posted April 2020)

Joe Rogan is the patron saint of dudes who are not nearly as smart as they think they are.

Time to wake up the “only vote for the presidential election” and glare at the “ACAB (because it’s convenient for me to do so instead of push for a top-to-bottom full colonic of LEO fuckery that’d lean on folks like her)” who’d try to put her down for some Bernie wannabe with less than a snowball’s chance in hell of…

Great strategy Jezebel: rather than correct the previous Dirtbag on Mulaney/Munn, just run a new, more accurate version of it and pretend the previous one didn’t happen.

Ah yes, the generic $200 miracle fuel efficiency device that so far has managed to elude the vast R&D departments of every major automaker...but dozens of generic sellers on Amazon have figured it out!

does santa know about this???

it lifts from The Venture Brothers

See, Republicans WERE right. There was voter fraud!