Imagine if someone told you in 2009 that the demonspawn of Dick Cheney would be seen as the most ethical member of the GOP House Caucus? The woman that had to distance herself from her lesbian sister so she could win her first election and shares every single political ideology of her father is now the second or…

It’s the airing of the dirty personal laundry that upsets me. Her boyfriend must be humiliated.

This was not the time or the place for that.

Skewering an interview subject, in real time while they’re sitting in front of you, is incredibly difficult. At the very least it’s a specific skillset, more precise and specialized than just being able to improv humorous asides in front of a live audience - you need to have complete mastery of the facts backwards and…

The years Jimmy Kimmel spent giving America teary-eyed monologues and the basic likeability he has managed to exude through decades of d-bag antics helped put him into the “resistance” bracket when he’s really just another extremely wealthy figure who sees opportunities like the above to hold onto that wealth and play…

He did that shit, but the question is will he flip. Even with Trump going ‘lolno’ to Rudy’s OG payment request, I think Rudy has no choice but take whatever he gets because where else can he go? With the GOP having officially embraced Trump and his tactics, because they are craven, if Rudy flips, he is fucked forever.

But not TOO much prep time, because then I start to get anxious that I made plans and talk myself out of stuff.

Military personnel are trained with the full awareness that any misstep might cause an international incident, and if it’s bad enough, the US government will leave them to hang in order to avoid jeopardizing foreign relations.

Maybe it’s the stories I read, but I remain impressed how the people we train to go overseas and fight can handle this type of shit so easily while cops lose their shit if someone so much as looks at them wrong.

Well, they appeared to be well disciplined in not bringing shame on their unit, uniform, etc. Not saying the IHOP HOE didn’t deserve a fresh, hot knuckle sammitch with a side of floor, but doing so while on the clock in uniform might not reflect well on your chances for future promotion.

Highest rating needs perfect centering, hmm? Over 20 years and still no inclusion of the Rule of Thirds...

Honestly I think it’s just pure stupidity. Some people really don’t know how to drive larger vehicles (or any vehicles) well. Scary that it’s so easy to get a license and rent these things 

Scary to think these people could be driving next to you at any moment.

It’s still shocking to me every time I go to rent a U-Haul how you don’t have to posses a single qualification outside a driver’s license to rent a 26' box truck. Or any of them, really. Just a driver’s license and a sense of adventure. Surprised more stuff like this doesn’t happen.

just because you can’t, doesnt mean you shouldn’t. right?

True, but it’s still going to prevent you from spewing germs directly into the face of the person you are talking to, which is still helpful.

Congratulations, you mixed a stimulant with a depressant.

Heard from a coworker who said they couldn’t grocery shop because they suffocate under the mask. If you really, honestly can’t make it through a grocery store with a mask on, you need to see a doctor. The last time I heard about somebody being winded that easily, it turned out they needed triple bypass surgery.

Granted, wearing a mask AND glasses is roughly 1000 times more annoying than wearing either one alone. But I’ve been doing it for a year now, so she can shut up and enjoy her stupid ferry ride.

Nothing rejuvenates me like the tears of entitled male streamers who believe that they’d just be on easy street if their wacky streaming antics or supreme gaming talent didn’t have to compete with the modern innovation of... (checks notes) PG-13 grade sexual titillation