Really a bold move for her to open her press conference with an obvious lie and quote that’s only going to get better with age. “I will never lie to you.” Bitch, please. You’re the mouth piece of the biggest liar this country has ever known. 

Had a friend who did cold calls years ago who came across talking to a John Connor. He mentioned it to his coworkers who didn’t get why that particular name would have been fun to talk to for a science-fiction nerd. 

Bridges, check on your trolls. There are clearly a lot of them not staying at home during COVID-19.

It’s rare for our school year to last into June. We had to have a lot of snow days for that to happen. Most schools graduated by Memorial Day weekend, or shortly after. Start date was usually middle to late August. 

It varies, depending on Easter in the Midwest. If Easter is earlier in the year, it tends towards mid April. If Easter is later, it tends towards early May. It’s mostly just trying to avoid conflicts with graduation ceremonies as it can. 

The Golden Parachutes help.

Trump retweeted from his new favorite news channel, OAN, a station which makes Fox News look like a liberal bastion of fair and balanced journalism reporting. I think we should all be very, very concerned that a far, far right wing news organization is getting embraced and signal boosted by Trump because they kiss his…

No reporting on how Trump may financially be profiting off this cure he keeps suggesting, as his own company owns stock in the company that creates the wonder drug?

It’s all about the Hamiltons, baby!

There is a reason I instituted the Spidyredneckjedi Skittle Strategic Supply in my apartment. Because having less than one or two bags of the junk food I like most in the world is the time I begin to panic. Currently, there are four bags in the cupboards, and they’re being untouched because the Spidyredneckjedi…

There’s also the slight metallic tang of the food coloring you’ve got to account for.

And running a man who just had a heart attack while on the campaign trail is a better decision? I’ll take the senile man with good relations with the majority of the party much easier than I will a socialist who has no chance in hell of getting any of his policies passed because of all the relationships and bridges…

Nice to see the Bernie morons are out in force...

Next he’s going to say tuna salad with ranch dressing is a-okay with him...

Does it come with a blueberry bagel wrapping?

Man, good for Hasan. He doesn’t pull punches on Patriot Act. Netflix just does that for him...

When the app went down, they were sent to the phone lines to report. The phone number to call was posted out on Twitter on Monday.
Guess what happened next? A bunch of Trump Trolls decided to start hounding that phone line so people calling in their results were crowded out of actually getting to the headquarters on…

Esther, that’s not a pork chop, that’s a pork tenderloin. Trust me, there is a difference. 

There is a paper trail for the Iowa Democratic caucuses this year.

That would explain the “It’s okay to rip books in half” story that was posted on Lifehacker yesterday. If they’re moving to clickbait writing for Herb to keep a job, God have mercy on their souls. No job’s worth that.