At this point, any small airport tower/hangar LEGO set is just LEGO Wings.

At this point, it’s definitely Jackson, and at that point it’s a well, this is a shit sandwich situation, no matter where I take a damn bite...

Tough pick this week between Kate and Kevin. If Kevin would have nabbed Starburst in an earlier round combined with the Sour Patch Watermelon, it wouldn’t even be a close race, though...

Look, if the folded pizza is not enclosing a taco enclosed in a gordita wrapped in a blueberry crepe and then battered and deep fried, what the hell are you even doing, Papa Johns? You would be bringing us further from Taco Town’s glorious light!

I really hope the Ivanka was a Freudian slip to get people to have to pour bleach into their own skulls... Melania is his wife. Ivanka is his daughter. 

This is what kills me, though, is Beto is going to ride the coattails of this tragedy further in the primary when all sizzle, no steak should have been out of the race by now.

More likely this story came down from their new corporate overlord and his predilection of hiring former employees from Playboy and Forbes companies over competent females for those higher positions in the media empire.

Yeah, it’s the classic Streissand Effect.

Beto shouldn’t even be on the main debate stages, either. His first dreadful debate appearance should have been the nail in the coffin that stated almost winning Texas against Cruz doesn’t mean you’re going to get the approval of 49 other states, nor some other battleground states.

We’re at a point where we have five…

I thought it was firmly established that Andrew Jackson was our most racist president until the bloated pumpkin started rotting in the White House... Oh, you mean to tell me the president who started the “war on drugs” did so because he was more racist than previously assumed?

Delaney’s campaign was dead before this debate. This was just Grandpa Bernie finally pulling the plug on his life support.

So, roughly around the time Judge John Hodgman weighed in on this debate, the council started seeing an increase in calls on “is a hot dog a sandwich?”...

Good riddance to the asshole who helped propagate the troll problem on GMG sites because he couldn’t take being dunked on for his shit takes and purged some of the best commenters for telling him what a piece of shit that take was.

Really depends on the restaurant in Iowa. My local pub makes a breaded tenderloin more similar to Indiana’s in thickness and then tops that bad boy with a range of toppings. My favorite is the Midwest tenderloin, which slathers on barbecue sauce, bacon, a slice of cheddar with lettuce, tomato, onion and pickle. If I…

“As for the Wyoming Valley West School District’s Coslett, who is also representing the board as their lawyer”

That’s a huuuuuuge conflict of interest for that school board.

Their morning shows inform what their news coverage at the network is like. It’s why I watch CBS. They tackle news first, their entertainment/corporate synergies as a second thought.

He’s a single-issue centrist-leaning-Republican candidate spoiling in the democratic race as one of 21 still in this damn clown car in an election where we need more than “defeat Donald Trump” to be our rallying cry and what we want our chosen candidate to represent.
It’s his money to waste, but I wish he would never…

CNN needs to have their journalism license removed, pronto. This week alone they have let on a white supremacist to speak virtually unchallenged and now this group that doesn’t vet how closely associated they are to Trump and his campaign as a “focus group.” That’s not journalism anymore and it’s doing more harm than…

More to do with the mishandling of the Medicaire privatization in the state than his Tupac fascination. Reynolds and her team are pushing this hard to distract from what a mess that fiasco is and continues to be, like her beloved ideologue Donald Trump.

The Lion King opens next weekend. “Stuber” will be opening against the alligator film “Crawl.”