Man, I really hope Gamora isn’t perma-dead. I like the character, but holy shit, that would be the most depressing character arc in the marvel U:

That’s a bummer because I hate to hear about small businesses destined to fail. And it would have been so easy to get you on his side, just by asking questions about Costco pizza instead of being a dick.

My Costco’s soda fountain is all Pepsi products, so I’d rather drink a hobo’s urine, thank you very much.

This is a bad take, and you should feel bad.

I’m ‘bout it. Anything that inspires a few more dumb fucking white-ass racist neckbeard pieces of shit to have chest-shredding heart attacks, I’m in favor of. And it’s on a Star Wars movie, to boot.

Oh good, glad to hear this. If there is one person I have every reason to have implicit confidence and trust in, it is the outgoing showrunner of The Walking Dead.

I heard he’s coming up with a bold innovative new storyline where various characters have conflicting emotions over whether to kill their enemies or show them kindness.

First and foremost, at least for me, would be consistent characterizations. They have sacrificed it to serve whatever their immediate plot needs are for too long. People swing wildly between total psychopaths and angelic goody two shoes within a couple of episodes. They also go from competent survivors to complete…

The show ended last week with Tandy’s half-shaven head and “Mike!” Even if you somehow missed all the promos, this isn’t exactly a shocking reveal.

The reveal was in last week’s episode and has been shown in a bunch of promos...? That’s literally the point of the episode.

Piper is on that, too, as well as this and Supergirl? That woman gets around.

Clancy was definitely disturbing.

Was that an actual taxidermy dog’s head on the robot? I’ve always found taxidermy odd, but when people do weird things with the stuffed bodies and body parts, it creeps me out.

The next Bond needs to be John Boyega

The Voidz seem to want to be as aggressively unlistenable as possible. It’s a real shame; Casablancas’ solo album was aces. I get it if The Strokes have mined all they can out of that sound, but The Voidz is no kind of answer. The pieces are there; they just seem too stubborn and unwilling to accept the parts of their…

Manny has now hit the “no longer adorable and funny teen” stage around the time he went to college and in the same boat Luke got placed into years ago, although Luke has been so bad for years – he’s gotten better (still bad) with his working at the club storyline. Alex, Haley, and even Lilly have held up better as…

omg, this episode was sooooooo bad! not one laugh from me. it’s clearly gotten to the point where the writers are just taking various nouns & verbs & throwing them at photos of the cast to come up with plot points! slippers. break dancing. oprah. wine. dog. tiara. moose. school play. it’s really embarrassing.

I swear most of the complaints about TLJ are at best nitpicking (i.e. how the bombs worked) or, at worst, was explained in the movie, required basic critical thinking skills (i.e. Leia’s spacewalk and Luke’s Force Projection), or was never that important to begin with and were hyped by Abrams and his mystery boxes…

Gamergaters, rejoice!

Venom sucks!