I mean, I don’t think Luke did anything Obi-Wan and especially Yoda didn’t also already do.

He’s the greedy narcissistic asshole id made flesh. That particular id knows no skin color.

He’s 300 lbs of shit in a 200 pound bag

White America got the President it wanted. He’s is the white id made flesh.

Yeah I can’t believe the racial politics of this...the ostensibly ugly Orcs are associated with hiphop and gang culture and clearly coded to be the movie’s African Americans, while the elves are the most beatific and clearly coded to be whites. It’s pretty stunning.

Thanks Spidey. So what you are trying to say is that Apple has great power. And with great power comes great something something something.

The Popularity Algorithm, or PopAg as the Kinjateers call it, is more complex than just number of stars and responses, it also take into account the average number of stars per comment for the user, the average time to heat a Hot Pocket in the 3rd floor small break room microwave, a hash consisting of the last time…

Stop making sense!

Good idea, Spidey

Yeah, I kind of like the show, but I also can’t stand Rust’s character, and the whole implausibility of him going out with a woman who looks like Jacobs really undermines the premise of the whole show for me. He’s unattractive, dorky, not rich, and kind of a dick. The only thing he seems to have going for him are…

People at metacritic are tearing it a new one.

Welp, this really blows. If Disney’s last major acquisitions are any precedent, get hyped for them to announce the cancellation of all of the X-Men spinoffs outside of DP2, Boone’s New X-Men, and Dark Phoenix, which will be replaced in maybe a decade by an extraordinarily tonally and visually consistent dull clones.

My preferred Star Wars Blu-Ray box set would be this version:

They are, but they smashed their Keurigs a few weeks ago.

Serious question - do they ever adjust to mid-season (or any) feedback?

Speak for yourself. I only watch Saturday Night Live for it’s high minded and intelligent comedy. Frankly, the fact that they had to resort to some sort of visual comedy so far beneath the standards we have established for them over the years is not only disappointing, it’s disgusting. I agree with Leslie Jones at…

Are we really not doing “phrasing” anymore?

No, we really aren’t. And that’s word to Lululemon.

I spat my drink out when Abbi looked and saw the clown instead of the hot couple.

I knew that was a sex doll the moment it fell from the balcony, but that didn’t change the fact that this was a damn hilarious finale. Everything from Ilana’s various disguises during Abbi’s scavenger hunt to that entire sex-watching scene leading up to the “murder” was fucking golden. Let’s just hope we don’t have to…