Spoiler Alert: I make a cameo on Miles’ phone, in a scene where he bemoans the Kinjafication of the AV Club.

I thought this would be the trailer, but I guess those get filed under Coming Distractions anyway.

All I know is that I feel stupid ordering a “Baconator” anything.

Went to Wendy’s a week ago asking for this specific burger. They told me it was dead and buried. I settled for their $4 meal instead. I instantly regretted it. I should have asked for the Baconator instead.

I was pleasantly surprised by his performance here. I thought he’d just do a quick unfunny cameo, but he was a funny guest star, and it marked the only time I’ve been pleasantly surprised by Modern Family this season.

Finally! Someone that knows movies!

This list is bullcrap, man. Where the hell is Spider-Man Homecoming?

Aloha!

Where can I get a brand new, top of the line mattress for $20?

Where can I get a brand new, top of the line mattress for $20?

C+? This episode was a stone cold F.

I just wanna know how they’re gonna bring back Brett Dalton this season? Is he gonna play Bobbi Morse now since Adrianne Palicki is off playing Star Trek?

Watched Alien Covenant. At least it wasn’t Prometheus.

Still got the moves!

You don’t understand anything, man. Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

His hair looks dumb. This is probably one of those times where they shouldn’t have gone with comic accurate hair.

• Relatedly, is it weird that I’m still calling him Micro in these reviews when most people on the show refer to him as David?

I think they were only there because Jay Baruchel wanted to listen to that one song, just like how Seth Rogen wanted a segway, and he was suddenly on a segway. Maybe they were really roasting in hell the whole time.

Are we just gonna gloss over the fact that there is some pretty recent incest in the Strucker family?

You know, I did have a feeling that something was flopping around like a dead fish at the Box Office.

Wow, that was a sizzling burn. You’ve definitely honored your ancestors with that one.