I SHOT WEB!

MANIMAL is still around? I thought for sure he’d be hanging around the Inhumans review, since Feige forgot to pay for those positive reviews, but I didn’t see him.

I hate when I type up a post, and then I realize, “Damn, that’s stupid.” And I don’t post it.

I know this is a controversial opinion, but I really, really liked The Force Awakens, and I’m glad that the guy who started this new trilogy is coming back to finish it.

Donald Trump is no goober. Goobers are lovable.

Woah, this is the first time I’ve seen this post in like a month.

Quick, hang on to my web, while I pull you out of the grey!

It’s cuz Denis Villeneuve compared Jared Leto to Jesus the other day, and now the hurricanes have to teach that Jesus didn’t send the cast of Suicide Squad used condoms, HUNKA HUNKA, and dead animals.

Don’t worry, I’m here to pull you out of the greys.

Courtesy,

Bush Sr likes to fuck the timeline!

No, the one in LA is special because it’s mine.

No, but the guy pretending to be Spider-Man on the internet does.

So as an LA native, I concur with Gretchen’s assessment of Jack FM. Jack FM is great because when Alt 98.7 or KROQ go to commercials or play something shitty, like 21 Pilots, Jack FM is there playing something good with that classic Jack FM attitude.

I wonder if they’ll ever do a season on Tony Stark? Probably not, I haven’t got a clue who they’d cast for that role.

AV Club lost their dictionary during the move to kinja.

Congrats, he’s got nowhere to go but HUNKA HUNKA up.

Maybe he can join Megyn Kelly over at NBC for a hard hitting interview that pulls no punches, similar to the highly respected and universally enjoyed interview she did with all around Nice Guy™ Alex Jones.

It’s just called The Pope? How will I know how “hip” and “with it” he is if I’m not receiving any indication of age via the title?

Yup, I’ve gotten hundreds of notifications over the past week from articles that predate the switch to kinja.