wtf is ryan adams lol

I don't know, she kinda looks like my aunt.

Cops can't be sexy though. They don't wear form fitting uniform on account of all the donuts they eat. So the premise already stretches the waistband of reality thin.

More like knows how to write poor fan fiction with a fundamental misunderstanding of the core characters.

Ugh, he wrote Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, where he demonstrated a very poor understanding of the core characters, so I can't say I'm very excited about this.

But I've heard that James Franco shows up in the stinger as George Amberson, and asks the kid from Stranger Things if he knows how to do the Lindy Hop.

It's pronounced "Nikolaj."

I loved her in Elevator to the Gallows. The scene where she's wandering around town, with jazz by Miles Davis is incredible. I had such a crush on her watching this movie.

I JUST SAW THE LEGO BATMAN MOVIE SO THIS IS EXTREMELY RELEVANT FOR ME!

Have they done the one where they realize that they need the sharknados if they want to restore balance to the ecosystem yet?

He's just got a hum in the 'drum, he's not blind! He can get with the times and use a touch screen like the rest of us!

Spidey's Review of The Emoji Movie

Mooch is crazy!

The DISQUSting Spider-Man won't be in it either, so please stop asking me about it.

Berlanti's the guy from Smash Mouth?

He was probably told not to before getting into character for Suicide Squad.

"To get into character, I obviously couldn't kill a person, so I did the next best thing: I went to an animal shelter in LA, and I —HUNKA HUNKA— put down a puppy, while I was on steroids."

Damn it Lionsgate, you Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

They're also lies. The most active that man gets is doing that weird double dick jerk off motion with his hands on stage.

My Spider-Manners are some of the most well behaved group of people any one with a fan base could ask for.