This seems like a great opportunity to test this feature in my suit…

That's just the tag!

ARGH! I don't like having to contemplate my own mortality! Time to go fight crime!

A spoke is also a rod emanating from the center of my old bike's wheel.

The JL trailer looks like a video game cutscene half the time, hopefully a lot of that is due to not having completed CGI.

PLEASE STOP PUTTING ME IN YOUR SLASH FICTION, FOLKS!

Hot Dog in Paradise

I'd say a B from AA Dowd is pretty good considering I'm out fighting crime and spinning webs with 90% of my free time.

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!

No need to fear is an accurate statement regarding Ben Reilly. coughchumpcough

And he smells like butt…er.

Two guys enter an elevator. One of them is Venom, and the other is an unvarnished turd. Which one stinks the most? (Hint: It's Venom.)

The Who?

That's cuz Venom sucks, so does his lame friend Carnage, and don't even get me started on Anti-Venom.

New St. Vincent! Very excited for more news on the next album.

I haven't been able to listen yet, but if I were a Betting-Man, I'd say that it makes it seem like New York is a character within the song.

I'm surprised that the AV Club hasn't done an article on the new St. Vincent song, "New York", coming out tomorrow. It's literally staring at me on my Spotify right now, I just can't listen to it yet.

🤔

Well you don't see Nicki Minaj going by Nicki Minajerman, do you?

I can neither confirm or deny inquiries regarding my secret identity.