I’m not crying, you’re crying

My favorite part of any Knicks game is watching opposing centers sag off of Noah by 10 feet and then getting hit in the face by an air ball.

This is a good take. It won’t happen for the reasons you mention... which means it probably will happen.

Right? Oh, am I an intellectual elitist because I like facts? Well, so be it then.

So is his formal title White Chief White House Strategist, or Chief White White House Strategist?

That’s not a hot take. It is a reasonable take. “Hot take” =\= “take I disagree with.” The Pats are hateable, and glowing support of a monster is a perfectly good reason to hate them more.

New England Deplorables.

Yet another reason to despise the New England Scoundrels

Please do update us when the local police union speaks up on the matter.

Even worse is the fact that he used rye bread.

In the Australian Open, the balls roll back into the bunker counterclockwise.