All we need to do is dress up legally in military gear, in an open carry states and walk down the street in large groups calling ourselves “patriots of freedomy stuff”.

Look, go buy a bunch of used SKS’s or AR-15's if you feel like you gotta. But FUCK THE NRA. Fuck them with a blow torch and a can of napalm. Fuck them with a splintery fiberglass dildo and a gallon of franks red hot. Fuck them with a hot 10 gauge barrel, ‘cause those assholes don’t give two fucks about ANYTHING but…

If too many black people joined the NRA white people would just leave and form a new group (can you say “white flight”) and then they would refer to the N in NRA with a more racist word.

Why do I feel like this will only justify white people buying rocket-launchers or something. I feel like this will start an arms race with scared racist white folk.

When the NRA started fighting the insta-check stuff back in the 90's I let my membership lapse. I didn’t need an AK-47 to hunt deer, I am not scared of the world, and I’m pretty happy with my penis size. It seemed pretty obvious that they were moving away from conservation and hunting safety at that point.

I honestly encourage everyone to arm themselves (mental illness and people who are commenting suicide withstanding). But only if you buy a safe, take a safety class and actually go out and shoot your gun to practice. All the scariness of owning guns (kids playing with guns, negligent discharge, etc) can be taken away…

By Governor Ronald Reagan! I wish the fact that the GOP’s Golden Calf had endorsed gun control was much more well known.

See - it’s from the horse’s mouth not mine.

This right here. Buy them legally, sign up for weapons training at the local firing range, and watch the blind panic ensue.

Yep. The Panthers exercised their 2nd Amendment rights on the steps of the state Capitol and they couldn’t pass gun control fast enough.

Yeah, isn’t this essentially how California got their gun laws? Panthers armed themselves and talked about black people’s 2nd amendment rights, and how they should arm themselves and white Californians were like, oh word?

Anything from a can will do. Those are just salt with a speck of herb.

Will Campbells chunky do?

Making things more exasperating is that, aside from the rare instances when the racist receives real repercussions and you’re able to experience a bout of well-deserved schadenfreude, none of the reactions feel particularly good.

Dunno, Tokely. I live in Texas. I’m not 100% sure it wouldn’t have been perfectly legal for someone to riddle him with bullets based solely on his deranged, aggressive, behavior.

It’s impossible to do pea soup “well.” Also, this is the result of a Google search for “good pea soup.”

I love doing shit like that.

I may have passive-aggressively taken my Dad’s wife for a ride on the Twin Cities’ Green Line - which runs through some POC neighborhoods - just to watch her squirm. No, wait...it was because there was no parking where we were going...yeah, that’s it...

I aint wasting perfectly good soup on a racist.

I dunno, the tactile sensation of slapping the shit out of a racist has a certain appeal. But to each their own.