The Florida courts wound up drawing the maps. The state legislature gerrymandered it to the point of being unconstitutional. There were two separate special session to correct the issue on the state and federal level. They threw their hands and let the court decide so they’d be the ones to blame, not the legislature.

Fellow pale-face computer janitor here. All of that is true, plus we get to see up-close that those in the seats of power are largely stupid assholes so we won’t be sticking our necks out for ancien regime.

I would be curious to see how Asians and Latinos would line up. Asians are a wildcard since that’s such a diverse group. Afro-Latinos might be down but white Latinos......mmm, I dunno.

I am at a Starbucks surrounding by whities and they keep looking at me as I giggle. I am just staring back like “its coming, just you wait”

Nah Dan don’t get a pass. At my last job, before I got fired for being black, “Dan” from IT tried to give me a lecture about staying on work appropriate sites on my laptop. It aint my fault my laptop caught a virus! Every damn time I brought it to him to fix he would roll his eyes.

“It’s been almost a year now since over 60 million of us decided, consciously and with agency, to elect Donald Trump President of the United States.”

For barbecue purposes.

• “Ms. Wagner from Last Chance U because she cares about and shows love for black men in a nonfetishizing way and gives a fuck when she doesn’t have to.”

Yup, time for the Democrats to rest on their laurels.

If only the national party would stop re-fighting the same fucking Hillary/Sanders battle from over a goddamned year ago long enough to see the good news popping up around them.

“Is there a formula here that Democrats at the national level can pay attention to? Yes. Politics are local, and effort matters.”

The president’s trying to incite a race war and I feel more alienated from my neighbors than I’ve ever been. This doesn’t feel like winning.

Your opinions on anything related to foodstuffs is invalid.

Let’s add Greg “Say It With Ya Chest” Popovich just because of this

I will happily accept my new minority status if you just keep your promise about kale.

Corey, this was brilliant. I am at work reading and wanted to fall out laughing thru out the article. *Daps*

I move that we in the black delegation elect Greg Popovich as one of the white people we save.

“In the spirit of fairness, and since we aren’t all bad, we’ll let the white people keep Ray Lewis and Charles Barkley.”

When the Revolution comes we’re abolishing fraternities and sororities too. White people already have enough safe spaces, and certainly do not require another one to allow the dumb and privileged to get into college, through financial contributions alone. 

“In fact, we’re even thinking about having a weekend roundtable show called We’re Tired of This Monkey Shit featuring Keith, Samuel L. Jackson, Jennifer Lewis and Clifton Powell splitting a pack of menthols whilst explaining the monkey shit that they’re tired of and that needs to immediately cease.”