If I didn't know better, I would swear this was a parody of fashion.

Dammit, just heard noises in the laundry room. Went in and looked behind some shelves, wood chips everywhere, tiny grey mouse hiding.

I don't want to jump to conclusions from anecdotal evidence, but, I'll share an experience with you.

I'm a straight dude, and I understand gay porn perfectly well without having to study it in detail.

iPod touches only date back to 2007. Wearing it out in only 4 years seems a bit rough. Mine has no scratches on the screen and the battery still goes all day, and I use it daily, without any sort of case or screen protector, just in my pocket.

Strictly speaking, soldiers in World War I laid down their lives for very little, just petty squabbles and alliances. The war was a great tragedy, fought over feet of land and politics. Their deaths were, quite frankly, pretty meaningless, in the grand scheme of things. That's why today is a day of mourning: mourning…

Oh yeah, great day to get married, on a day of mourning.

And what happens when they jump you when you're not looking (as muggers are oft to do)? Then you just provided a firearm to a criminal who might not have had one before.

Brandishing a weapon is not grounds for using deadly force in any western country.

Actually, you're totally wrong. Self-defense uses proportional force. The only time you're ever justified using deadly force is if deadly force is being used against you. If someone is mugging you with a knife, and you shoot them, it's murder. If someone is mugging you with a gun, but don't actually attempt to harm…

Clearly the solution is for everyone to start carrying guns, so that muggers just shoot first and ask questions later.

You'd kill a human being over some money?

...I thought people like this only existed in shitty movies.

The more media exposure she has, the more she can get the expensive clients.

Yeah, he probably had some issues of his own. Unfortunately, he's apparently never grown past them, since he's the abuser in an abusive relationship at the present (by my reckoning).

I was sexually harassed/assaulted by a peer in elementary, middle, and highschool. Results don't surprise me much. Kids are just little, stupid adults; of course they will have some adult problems.

I think they're definitely hinting that Trinity's son is taking after his father. Which has some pretty drastic repercussions for Dexter and Harrison.

Is anybody else as psyched about this season of Dexter as I am? It's seriously coming close to matching the masterpiece that was season 4.

Well, to put it very simply, exercise doesn't really shed pounds. It builds and tones muscle.

Well of course you ladies need a squishy handle, your hands are just too delicate to hold on to a normal, manly handle.