I agree and I think your description of them is spot on.

This is why I can’t really side with either one of them. Jolie filed and had sources out when she knew she would get maximum exposure. Whatever happened on that plane, you don’t purposely organize a maximum exposure press event like this if you’re trying to protect your kids.

Never have I wished more that a couple was divorcing over some petty bullshit than right now. This is just sad.

I could but shouldn’t have to.

Mark Hoppus is my least favorite contender in the tweet beat game, but Gavin Rossdale is really bringing his worst to the competition.

Kat Dennings? Sure. I think it’s the eyes. They both are pale, have blue eyes and dark hair, but they also have kind of large eyes?

No. They look nothing alike.

Speaking as a long-term marijuana enthusiast, I definitely don’t believe weed helps anger issues for everyone. If anything it can mask them, and act as a crutch to keep people in a state of artificial numbness so they don’t deal with their problems. Sure it’s a relatively mild drug with great medicinal benefits, but I…

Who would have thought we’d be nostalgic for Gwen and Chris’ “conscious uncoupling” BS?

Just a guess, but I think the baby is Cotillard’s.

je suis fucking him on the side.

and that’s why she and Brad only got together after Jen and Brad were done.

#TEAMPETTYAF

Go with your petty side. #teampetty

I am torn between my decent human side feeling bad for their kids for the absolute tabloid shitshow of a trainwreck that’s about to happen, and my petty side clapping in glee for it.

Gossip Christmas, twice in a year y’all

I thought it was their Eyes Wide Shut.

Um, excuse me Rit and Tom are still married and no one will ever convince me they aren’t perfectly happy. Harrumph.

A+ gif usage.

They also add that (per a source) her “decision to file has to do with the way Brad was parenting the children ... she was extremely upset with his methods.”