I know I am going to catch crap for this but this is why pc gaming as your only gaming choice is stupid.

You're specs are so cool, dude. Please, please, please, brag about them more!

Yaaawwwwnnnn.

All Hail Mara! (Most likely NSFW)

When the fuck has anyone ever really trusted politicians? They are the most corrupt people on earth and have been since ancient Greece and Rome. The Roman Senators stabbed Julius Caesar to death in the senate house for fuck sake.

Nintendo's efforts inevitably went horribly awry.

This is my entry, inspired by the classic 80s video dating services :)

Very quick and unclean:

Lol, the placement of the Move controller - I don't know if that was intentional or not but hilarious either way!

Having mentioned that I would be the one to complain to about placement, I have to run out and get food. Goodnight, all!

boooooooooooooo

I keep mine under the bed.

Is this how he protects his virginity?

Holy shit, a no games joke, how original! Did you spend all night coming up with it on your own?

Yeah it's called 2 weeks notice.

If you think codenames like Solidus Snake, Revolver Ocelot, ADAM and EVE are stupid, and prevent you from "getting into MGS saga", i'm really, really sad for you. You are missing the game series for the ages. You should really try and try out them :) There's is MGS Legacy Collection, with every Kojima directed Metal…

Fuck off.

Batmobile, Next-Gen only and the finale? I'm ready.