It’s the laziest way to make a franchise game these days. Get some recognizable characters to fight a bunch of repetitive goons and have the player grind up a skills tree like a brain dead zombie.

Dude, Neo literally comes back from the dead for no good reason in movie 1. We all got the Jesus thing right away.

Hell, if I have a problem with the sequels is that they toned down Neo a lot. He’s supposed to be in full control, not just... Superman. But hey, hard to franchise omnipotence, I get it.

I also don’t think…

Well now that coffee shops are pickup only, you can trade in that Mac for a prole laptop (or gasp even a Chromebook!) and no one will ever know.

it felt like i was having a stroke while writing this story

Fascinating read. It’s wonderful to get some perspective from one of the performers who isn’t one of the “big names” yet still does SO much work to bring a game like this to the screen.

According to many websites, the skills required to be a real person are to:

at this point I wish they’d just make “Rainbow Assassins: Watch Far Dogs Cry” or something, so they can just blend everything together and be done with it.

Oh, people, stop. Self-centered spoilerphobes screaming about how no one is allowed to discuss anything of substance in any story because you haven’t bothered to catch up yet make it impossible to talk at all, which is unfair and stifling to everyone else. Either hurry it up, get off the internet until you do, or…

All I take away from it is it’s an even worse Instagram; only a few people are super famous on it, everyone that has a profile on it thinks they themselves are super famous, yet the only people you EVER hear about on the platform are the aforementioned super famous people when they do some dumb shit.

I don’t understand Twitch. It’s like someone opened a garbage store, then one day decided, “I can’t have all this trash lying around here!”

I loved this game when I played it back on PS3. I decided to replay it now to get ready for the sequel and... damn I was less ready. Between me now having a baby on the way and an actual pandemic sweeping through the globe... the game just hit really hard, especially when the soldier kills Sara. Incredibly fantastic…

“...Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson!”

There’s nothing like watching a nincompoop expose themselves to the world without any unnecessary prompting or reason behind it.

I’m sorry, to make it up I can get you a 3AM reservation for Oga’s on February 29th 2024.

Definitely won’t be shit. They did everything possible to make the characters of Uncharted as memorable and organic as possible, and that’s just an adventure romp homage to Indiana Jones and Pulp Comics.
Not sure what that leak was supposed to accomplish...we’re supposed to start asking for refunds because we haven’t…

Thank you for expressing such sanity. Basically everywhere I say we need context for the leaks, I get people screaming at me. Glad I’m not alone.

I’ve stayed away from all the leaks so please don’t spoil anything. But, yeah, I trust NG at this point. The story of the first game is extremely simple. What makes it good is the execution.

You left out what makes it he very end of Last of Us so effective. It’s not Joel’s rampage. It’s Joel’s lying about it. Joel lies to Ellie about, well, everything: the Fireflies, the state of the cure, what he actually did, even after Ellie asks him to swear that he’s telling the truth. He swears he is, and Ellie just…

Yeah but where can I purchase the ability to scream like a 7 year old girl, which I believe is also a requirement for most streamers these days

Yeah but where can I purchase the ability to scream like a 7 year old girl, which I believe is also a requirement…