I would say even with some of the negative aspects of this write up, this is a very optimistic look at the Xbox one right now.

You lost me at “your”.

The speakers, yes. The sub is a total piece of crap, though. If you buy this setup, expect to be replacing the sub within a few months. I just finally swapped mine out for a Polk Audio sub and it is so much better than this Monoprice POS I was living with for so long. Overloaded, distorted, random shut-downs, ambient…

The speakers, yes. The sub is a total piece of crap, though. If you buy this setup, expect to be replacing the sub…

Yo... fuck you and your soundly-based logic that is likely to happen and scares me to no end.

*sigh*

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I will gladly watch Hotline Miami and Super Meat Boy movies.

I am not sure that that is necessarily genius. My 5 yr old does that all the time when he gets in trouble, “Hey, buddy, did you do this bad thing that got you in trouble?” “Daddy did you know I like Pokemon and I own a restaurant in Charlottesville”.

LOL “nobody watches the boobs and dragons show for fun! they watch it because it’s realistic!” Okay buddy.

Immaculate Inception, amirite

I agree with your first paragraph, but

Fly, yes. Land, no.

$69 for three movies is kind of expensive...

$69 for three movies is kind of expensive...

It’s my understanding (and I may be wildly wrong on this, but it’s what I’ve read before) that Transformers was only intended for Hollywood as their stand-in for Spider-Man, but they actually had a budget surplus for Florida and rather than pay taxes on it, they opted to just quickly build it there as well. That’s…

Part of me wants to run out and buy the game, and part wants to wait for the reviews and the PC version. And another part of me wants some cheesecake. I think we all know the right thing to do in this situation.

He also has a ream of pages that say variants of “All work and no play make George a dull boy.” And they frankly freak his wife out.

Shit, I actually typed Overwatch. I MEANT Battleborn. Stupid samey titles.

I think the regular readership is one of the sharpest around.

Guh, FINALLY!

A special shout-out to the Michael Mann-influenced The Way of the Gun by Christopher McQuarrie (screenwriter of The Usual Suspects and director of the upcoming Mission: Impossible 5). The obvious influence is in the tactical knowledge, how the characters do not waste bullets and use cover properly. The entire film is…