If you have sex with someone who isn't your partner, don't be fcking stupid and use a condom!
You can't just "trust" someone. You can't take their word for it.

This pisses me off so much.
Yes this guy is terrible. But come on people...

Great, another gadget that puts children under more surveillance and discourages them from exploring their environment. Why not just spend the $100 on swimming lessons and help them acquire a skill?

We're getting to a point where the person who THINKS it's racist that a company paired a black child's face with a monkey's body on a t-shirt IS, in fact, the ACTUAL racist. This is not news. To be affronted on behalf of a people based on something this stupid, be it accidental or a juvenile prank, is perpetuating the…

I'll just say that if you've never seen a 2-3 year old spontaneously lift up or take off their shirt or dress apropos of nothing, then you have never seen a 2-3 year old.

"Excuse me, officer. I lost one, it looks like this." *points to one of the remaining unlost children*

I know everyone is all "boo, Ikea ruined everything!" It's important to remember that they are company that needs to protect their copyrights and trademarks. May seem silly at times, like when Google stated sending cease and desist letters out because people were saying "Google it". They didn't want suffer from…

Note to self; do not outsource patriotism.

Well, I invite them to check out my fridge. I can't speak for the PB, but there's a jar of BBQ sauce in there that's developed quite a complex ecosystem.

Can we also put an end to hovering and peeing all over the fucking toilet seat in public ladies rooms? There is nothing worse than walking into a public restroom to find someone else's piss all over the damn seat. You cannot get fucking herpes or AIDS or whatever it is you're afraid of from plopping your ass on the…

Tell us how you really feel, Geoff!

"If he can't dance vertically, he can't dance horizontally." -My Mom, on how to chose a good sthup partner.

I have also watched the deleted scenes and I am still sad they kept out the Bernard scene about the Queen farting.

The town wasn't destroyed for what two people did, it was destroyed for what so many refused to do.

Until they start talking about what is *fundamentally* wrong with both the town and the football program then I don't have much sympathy for these townspeople. I mean, make a gesture by making sure football players are required to GO TO CLASS and then we can talk. Since the same culture of privilege and protection…

Makes me sad to realize that there are probably people out there who believe that having naked children hanging out with a bunch of unrelated naked adults is not a threat but that having fully clothed childten hanging out with a bunch of fully clothed gay people would be a problem.

Anyone who claims that gushing blood once a month is the root of feminine power may need serious help. Girls in underdeveloped areas give up on school when they can't get sanitary supplies and must hide at home during their periods! Some of us suffer from awful conditions like endometriosis! Take a bit wider…