I joined nextdoor just so I could find out who my racist white neighbors were.

Dag you missed the entire point of the scorpion story. The scorpion stings the frog when they are halfway across the river. The frogs turns to the scorpion and says “Why would you do that, now we both going to drown “, the scorpion shrugs and says “Its just my nature”. The point is the frog foolishly believed the…

No snark, but I honestly don’t know why this would be shocking. The same culture that teaches men to hate women also teaches women to hate women.

I was waiting for you at the door.

It’s obviously implied throughout, but “being anywhere near a cop” probably deserves its own item.

Making fun of white culture? Did they mock her love of Friends? Did they make disparaging comments about The Carpenters and Air Supply? Did they disrespect the “very special episode of Family Ties” When Alex P Keaton lost his cardigan? Did they mock unseasoned chicken to her face? Oh man this is the greatest thing…

The B&W Joker is the big joker.

The black and white one, obvs.

We take out the 2s of hearts and diamonds.

Big Joker is “guaranteed.” There is no other side to this argument.

This is foolishness. The big joker is the one upon which someone has scribbled “Big” in ink that didn’t adhere well, so the word is only half legible.

I was standing there wondering if he knew anything about Irish culture besides Guinness, Catholicism, and St Patrick’s Day. I wanted to tell him that the Irish mostly make fun of Americans for celebrating the day (they happily told me when I was stuck there on business for 3 months).

Maple and brown sugar cream of wheat is utter garbage. The only acceptable maple and brown sugar concoctions are in the pop tart and Nature’s Path Maple Nut oatmeal. Both delicious in different ways.

Tried to save Damon a long time ago. Cause #icare. But not everybody can be saved until they WONT to be saved.

Sigh, I’ll take one for the culture. There is no designation of spots and your son will not be “taking” a spot from anyone, if he has a good GPA (over 3.5), a good MCAT score (high 20's and above), and research or something showing his interest in science/medicine, and a well rounded CV he will have no problem. If he…

This whole week y’all have just been making me heavily regret not going to an HBCU. If I could go back, I’d go black.

However, I’m going to say one good thing about “The Cosby Show”: we would not have had President Obama without Cosby. Cosby at least put the image in white people’s minds of intelligent, professional blacks in a stable family setting. Of course TCS was fiction (man, was it ever fiction!) but Obama inhabited the role…

That would explain all the half buried Russians I keep finding in the yard?

Anybody remember that movie Project X? The one where everyone thought that one chimp was too stupid to learn the flight simulator, but it turned out he was smart enough to have figured out that all the chimps who did well ended up dead?

I’m inclined to believe Cardi B cause they do be lyin.