“Hmm, yes, let’s ignore the president of the United States, that’ll stop him.”

While going down the dodgeball rabbithole I found this video of Japanese kids playing a version of dodgeball and it’s incredible:

Puzder is reportedly “very tired of the abuse...”

Nah, he just wanted to extract that extra bit of kinetic energy via regenerative braking while Passat owner couldn’t see it and help VW restore some of that air it polluted over the years. That’s an extra 0.62 Euros he recovered right there.

In case anyone was wondering about the Spanish being spoken, he’s saying:

This reminds me of how I smile at my boss when we make eye contact and then after she turns aways I crinkle my nose in distaste.

I hate when these people start rioting and destroying their own neighborhoods...

Challenge for the next 4 years: Find a story about Donald Trump where ‘this is horrifying’ is not a context appropriate descriptor of what is happening.

This is horrifying.

He has no clue who that is.

Appreciate the Russian call - they’re not even bothering to hack in anymore, they just take over the transmission.

They couldn’t reach agreeement on Hume’s first principles of the contents of the mind.

Bummer.

That gap at the end between “2nd down and 9" and “Perine checks in” is brutal

they really pulled the rug out from over ya, eh Dave?

I really feel bad for the racist and racist adjacent.

Not even a petty celebrity story, but it’s the only one I have, so I’ll share it since it’s super awkward:

(keeps looking for the “It’s dogshit from a dogshit person” option for Kinja spam reporting)

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

“Pros and Cons” is what all publicly financed stadiums should be called.