It sure looks like the explosion originates in the driver’s window... Something doesn’t add up...

If you think the cloth is impressive, you should see what the Takumi master craftsmen can do with an AE86.

I’m pretty BA at Ace Combat. That should be close enough for jazz, right?

Pretty sure she uses a Merc, but that’s a great joke!

Just make sure it isn’t an export model...

Our sorely missed former editor of Foxtrot Alpha did a write up on it a while ago at his new home. Unusually, he struck out on what the heck that truck is (makes some pretty educated guesses, though).

Either way, that thing is impressive. I don’t know why they don’t just use a version of that monster as a presidential…

It’s about the right balance for the readers, evidently.

50% here to read about the new beast. 50% here to bitch about Trump.

That IS better. Missed opportunity, really.

Technically a plurality. Nobody got a majority.

Gosh, this was a tough one...

Pretty awesome build, and the guy clearly keeps his shit clean, but that price is a touch high for this build. If I could get him down to $7500 I’d probably be in, but I get the vibe this dude isn’t interested in haggling...

Somebody in DoD wants to reboot the Schwerer Gustav, because the first one was so awesome and effective.

I only hope we have the same problem explaining check-cashing-place sponsors someday.

For all the research and material out there about the “male gaze,” it surprises me that there isn’t more on the white one.

Am I allowed to hate everybody in this whole scenario? Trump might be a toad, but Stormy Daniels ain’t no Princess Peach...

How do we get them all to just go away?

Generator, giant beer coozy, and five, comfortable cloth seats? The real question is why we haven’t all parked Jettas on our porches yet.

I am laughing way harder than I should be at this...

I wish there was some sort of metric or figure of speech by which I could convey my complete and utter lack of surprise.

Is there anyone who didn’t know this was going to be a Paul Walker Memorial shit show?

I was actually planning to watch that interview, too.

Ah well, I guess now I can go back to completely ignoring the existence of The Tonight Show.

Thank you, broadcast, for continuing to make yourself increasingly irrelevant.

Right around the time that SNL started sucking.

(Probably the greatest opening monologue in SNL history, too.)

Got to watch a couple of these cars in a race at Lime Rock Park back in the early-mid 90s. They were so cool in motion.