On the one hand, I’m glad that this was a chance to educate this kid about satire. On the other hand, I’m a little sad that I no longer have the naivete to accept a statement like: 

That weird moment when you realize that you’re an extra in somebody else’s porn...

This might be my new expression...

I bet it is. Isn’t his wife an md?

I feel bad for the guy for having an accident (although it looks to me like he just cooked the turn). Getting hurt sucks.

That said, $15M for not being able to handle your own motorcycle is bullshit, f*** him for that.

Good spot. I wonder if the light broke or if they all jumped it?

Still trying to figure out if the van saw it coming or just had a really bad reaction time.

Wow... Definitely a better ROI than a stupid mutual fund.

Lol. I had the same thought when I read his post. Getting old sucks...

Didn’t Bob Lutz get mocked for making this exact argument like 8 months ago?

Ooh that’s a hot take.

* Pedestrian wearing black, check.

I wonder if Lidar has a hard time with black. Theoretically you’re talking about a reduced return if the light is absorbed by the black. That would make a black sweatshirt over a slight incline the most dangerous scenario, as the lidar wouldn’t have gotten a solid return until her reflective pants popped out.

Your exchange rate is still backwards. In 1969 every British pound was worth about $2.50. The USD was worth about 40% of the pound, not 200% like you say.

“$2B 1969 US dollars ($13.569B in 2018 dollars) was wasted on mainly the 2707 but also the L-2000. ALL of that was US GOVERNMENT funding.

Son of a motherless goat is referring to Elon Musk’s plan to use the BFR (big fucking rocket, the next gen of Space X launch vehicles) to provide mega high-speed passenger transportation via earth-to-earth routes.

I think you mean Durany.

Probably keeps it under his seat, but decided to holster when he was out on foot. I’m not sure I see what the issue is. Brandishing is literally to wave the gun around, I didn’t see any of that.

Driver’s gonna have to have like an NBA-level wingspan to reach mailboxes from so far away from the side of the truck.

If you replace “Ms. Lawrence” with “the gang” in the table of contents, it turns into a pretty good season of It’s Always Sunny.