Just a hairy white guy.

This wasn’t nearly as bad as I expected. (And yes, Chinese mothers/relatives really DO have a literal checklist they go through when assessing potential spouses/wives, although, it’s more sociological and less physical.)

Korea is worse. (Although people do always take pictures of me in the Beijing Zoo, so...)

God damn I got spoiled in Asia all these years....

Bullshit. The team can say whatever they want, but the problem is he was/is an Ajax fan.

What the fuck are you talking about?

There’s something mean about showing all those beautiful engines, but covering most of the noise with slightly smarmy British narration.

I want $50 on ‘giant fucking meteor!’

Thanks, Tom!

Stupid question, but what site is that?

It looks kind of fun, but not half as fun as these players seem to think.

You hear it fairly often at racetracks in the rural south, and they ain’t exactly hip to the chimney sweep slang down there.

Kansas registrations are stupid expensive if you have a car. (Mine was like >$600 last year). It’s all based on their estimates value, which is nowhere close to reality. (I paid $20k for my car. The state insists it’s worth $35k.)

I think you’ve got to add the promo code at checkout to get the discount. As for the headphones, they should probably be less than $40 all the time...

I think you’ve got to add the promo code at checkout to get the discount. As for the headphones, they should…

There’s a giant KFC market in China.

‘Iconic’? I see what you did there...

If you find an airline with this policy, let me know! It’d make trans-oceanic flights so much better!

Anything that pleasantly surprises you or your passengers. ‘Oh! It has THAT feature? How nice!’ Or ‘Oh! It didn’t get stuck!? That’s awesome!’

This guy apparently lives in a world where cashiers really DO care if you found everything you were looking for, and servers really ARE happy to welcome you to Moe’s 2 minutes before their closing time.

I like the folks who come up from the back and try to hide in the forward bathroom with all their carryon. They’re the real heroes.