Do you even MsPaint, bro?

Ace Ventura is on the case.

Vinyl wrap. Easily cured.

If some clown threw something at me while I was riding a bike, I’d def crack their windows.

Terms of Enroadrampagement?

jon benjamin, you say?

HIT THE APEX OR DIE TRYING

Hot take: my beloved Sansa Stark is too good for that Jonas person.

When did Toyota make gokarts?

Those kids will never learn; you can only make it through a tight corner at high speed if you intensify the eurobeat.

I have worked at a gokart track... as a marshal. You would never imagine how often this happens. I’ve had someone stuck under a trailer and making it out alive miraculously once... She busted through 2 lines of 4x4x2 tires and stucked herself under the trailer used to carry the Rotax Max and DD2s to other tracks.…

I mean, that was a hell of a pass though.

Not to be a jerk, but why does he suck? Yes, he bangs models. All the models. And his nonprofit may have slipped into some shady business in the last few years. But he’s passionate about saving the world and does good movies. He also loves his mom, doesn’t that count for something?

Is there a celebrity with a higher success to talent ratio than Kathy Griffin? She’s the Kiss of comedians.

Get off your fucking phone and say hi to the great Lily Tomlin! = I’m hanging out with an icon so you’ll have to acknowledge me!

Does Kathy think these stories make her sound good? She just sounds like a fucking asshole, over and over.

I am, again, legit horrified by race relations in this country - but how did they look around a CVS for 30-45 minutes?

Triggered?

Yes, a big block V8 absolutely kicks ass. All the way from the burble when you’re cruising to the deafening roar when you go down the strip, it’s all sweet sweet music.

Totally reasonable outfit for a mechanic. You want maximum arm coverage, while keeping the important breast/midriff/thighs part of your body exposed as much as possible. My own set of dirty-work overalls are cut the exact same way.