She’ll experience an overwhelming urge to eat her partner after a successful mating.

Gives ‘em superpowers, something about the ability to crawl up walls and shoot webs, I dunno, I didn’t read the whole thing.  

Spider dick, Spider dick... Does whatever a Spider Dick does...♫♪♫

It’s ribbed for everyone’s pleasure. 

FINALLY! Finally a plausible explanation for Marjorie Taylor Greene.

The list of cars I would buy before spending $78k on this is very, very long. 

His projects come in on-time and under-budget, and he addresses his invoices in a timely fashion. He’s a fucking monster.

He’s polite to contractors! His troops trust him! He must be stopped! 

When she reported the story it was not known that Probst was hit intentionally. She reported the facts of the day. It wasn’t until the video came out 12 days later that it was known to be intentional. Would you rather speculation?

Well that’s fair, I suppose. 

Pretty sure we just learned everything we needed to about you, lol

I’m starting to think this Elon guy might not be that great.

Can we extradite him to the sun instead?

Still doesn’t make any sense. You can present it as fait accompli without actually sacrificing your drones. Launching them on the hopes that they’ll change their mind and knowing that the drones would just be sacrificed for nothing if minds weren’t changed would be a ridiculous military decision doe a country that…

Turning it off at the last minute fits with what happened (the drones washed up on shore). Never having turned it on after a request was made doesn’t make sense (why would Ukraine undertake the mission if they knew the satellites were never activated in that area?)

Also, he was paid for Starlink in Ukraine. He took the money then turned it off because he didn’t like what Zelenskyy said to him on Twitter.

If it is true that Musk did turn off Starlink during that time over Crimea, he has thousands of Ukrainian civilian deaths on his hands. I agree w/ the committee, no one person, or gov’t contractor, should have the unilateral authority to make national security decisions.... esp b/c Musk pooped himself over hollow…

US citizens cannot declare war on behalf of the US. Otherwise, are all the volunteer soldiers doing actual fighting in Ukraine from various countries also declaring war?

heres to hoping he gets a submarine trip to Guantanamo Bay

You mean the man who didn’t have a gun and was killed in cold blood? GTFO racist.