Corporate America set the bar on the ground. Tesla brought a shovel.

It’s like going to Kia and buying a Soul and paying extra to get a spare tire only for them to take your money, give you no tire, and then tell you that the spare tire is just aspirational. 

Moreover, according to Tesla, buyers should have been well aware of the limitations of these systems before purchasing them, based on Tesla’s disclaimers on its website and owners’ manuals.

You know he’s not gonna buy you a pony, right?

Boycotting Amazon is a lot harder than you think given how many companies use AWS (which is also its real moneymaker)

“I too hate Elon Musk!”

“Scripture predicted this very moment in time.”

Quit JAQing off in public, you unconvincing fuck.

I’m gonna go ahead and assume you’re acting in good faith, even though it’s pretty clear you’re not.

Actually let me fix that for you.

Elon Musk is an asshole, so nothing about this surprises me.

Even now that Chapelle is courting the ‘anti-woke’ Musk *still* can’t get love from the audience.

What a joke. 

They deleted the Twitter account who posted the videos. “Free speech absolutist” lol

No, *you* shut the fuck up, Chappelle!

You love to see it!

This made me smile.