Or maybe they shouldn't say foam pit when it's a foam puddle

I believe most of Taiwan repeated Zelensky’s response to Musk’s suggestion: “Go f*** yourself.” And honestly, yeah. Musk, go f*** yourself.

Can this asshole just crash and burn already? Like, seriously, he is a danger and needs to lose his influence.

God help me, but for a second I thought that was Kick-Ass.

But what’s the alternative? Keep sending money and missiles to Korea Vietnam Afghanistan Ukraine and create more death and destruction?

Who the fuck are you to tell Musk how his money should be spent?

He literally set up the Internet for battle-ravaged areas of Ukraine

Also:

just another subject Musk knows nothing about, like... well, everything outside of extremely stale memes.

If it is Shuri, I’m 100% Team Namor. She was among the worst parts of BP.

People can deny facts all they want, but math remains math and the insurance companies don’t care about your freedom of religion allowing you to build your house on a flood plain.  Their only religion is the math.

Seems like the insurance companies understand what Florida climate-deniers don’t: the whole state is a liability and they will lose money providing insurance. So they won’t do business there any more.

These are comedy movies. Don’t be shocked if the Wolvie is but a cameo.

Fine, but Colossus better be in it as well.

Nah, that’s still in *the future*

First reaction: “Poor Hugh won’t be eating carbs for the next two years.”

When reached for comment, the train responded that the patrol car was resisting arrest. 

2) That sounds great until you find out that the car has to be returned full of electrons, or they will bill you an extra $2/KWh to recharge.

First gear: