The only person who saw all this coming was Tony Romo. 

You all must be too young to have seen this.

“What do you mean I can’t have a McGriddle?!! Are you telling me that at ten o’clock all of your McGriddles just magically disappear?? Besides, I got here at 9:58. It’s not my fault you can’t serve your customers fast enough. If you won’t give me a McGriddle, than go get your manager.”

Nah, not with snark, but simply to be a disingenuous pucker. Fuck outta here with this. 

“Which bone is most likely to be infected with racism? Femur? Rib? Have medical professionals ever confirmed the existence of a racist bone?”

I think you put a typo in there by mistake. It’s supposed to a “USA: Blacks out theme night”

Build a wall at the three point line and make Golden State pay for it. Shut down the NBA until they agree to do so.

I too have been playing a lot of Assassin’s Creed lately.

My 07STi is a weekend toy so for the occasional cars and coffee sure why not.  

Are they planning a Cars and Coffee event under it tomorrow?

Marissa Tomei is an immortal who does not age.

“We look at, how does the car work together,” some random aftermarket tuner said. “What is the chassis balance, what is the powertrain for that, and where we landed on that—900hp 2Jz swap provides us with the best combination of vehicle power and acceleration to the weight and chassis.”

I’m going with, “BMW decided we can’t have the same power as the Z4, so they reflashed the ECU and handed us the package.”

Counterpoint: shut your face, grumpy smurf.

You have him mistaken with someone else. He’s an airline pilot. 

This is where we find out “Happy” Hogan’s first name is Ben...

Looks like Mysterio is pulling a Syndrome (creating crises to make himself look like the hero).

Looks like Happy is about to be.

Oh wow, remember that one time that one thing happened in another country back in 2013? Yep, that’s total proof that there are roaming gangs of black thugs out there just punching people in their faces. So therefor the guy featured in this article is justified in punching out a little girl that never put her hands on…

Fried rice in Japan is almost always made with short grain rice. Using left-over rice is best, but one trick which can help make the rice less sticky is to beat the eggs, then combine the raw egg with the rice beforehand. Mix well so the egg is coating the rice particles, THEN add the rice to a smoking hot wok with…