I assume we can look forward to Penn State erecting a statue in honor of Simon soon.

Trade him to Golden State for Durant and Draymond.

No, you didn’t chip in, you get Honeydew

“I just signed your death warrant.”

What I did in the state cases was medical, not sexual, but because of the porn I lost all credibility.

We were all born again after that dunk.

It’s not... not the trip I was referring to.

Black & Dicker?

Check is in the mail Alex. Thanks again.

You know what else builds character? Criminal charges for assault.

Labrador retrievers?

Matthew Berry has interesting analysis:

Rockets historically don’t perform well when confronted with a Challenger.

This is quite possibly the most Nintendo thing Nintendo has ever done.

I made so much money selling press kits on eBay, I wanted to treat myself to an E30 M3.

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Rian Johnson Explains Leia’s Big Last Jedi Move Again for Fans Who Are Having Trouble Accepting It

GW truly is something, legendary. Thirty years from now when my grandkids hear the names Curry, Thompson, Green, their eyes will go wide and they’ll say they were the greatest ever. They’ll also say Durant was a bitch.