I thought it was a fantastic long con.

I feel like this and lots of other takes on the skit are missing the point. Lots of discussion about the silliness, but no talk of the actual punchline...

Well, Debbie Downer, you could have just summarized this entire post in one single sentence — “I got a rock.”

I agree, and it’s sad that the benefits to Twitter (reporting, voice for the voiceless) are outweighed by the assholes who ruin it.

As long as Ryan’s in charge, Deadpool is in good hands.

Sorry, I’m trying to see Clinton’s fault in this but you’re going to have to point it out.

Nice try huckster, it’s Peppridge ya millennial

Similar to how he grabbed the GOP by their pussy.

If public figures can sue for being mocked, then late night shows and comedians will be out of business immediately.

how about not commenting on things you haven’t read yet

It’s strange how the Clintons fail to kill anyone of consequence that would make their lives easier. It’s almost like this conspiracy theory about them murdering their enemies is complete and total bullshit.

3/10. This joke was tired 15 years ago.

He’s free to say what he wants... and people are free to criticize him. Not big on logic, are you?

Yes - the country is free. You can support anyone you want, and the cops won’t raid your house and arrest you for supporting the opposition. That’s what a free country means.

Being free does not equate to immunity from criticism. 

Good for them! I’m always impressed/pleased when people act in favor of their principles, even if it hurts their bottom line.

This is something sorely needed for years now. My job requires me to be on-call 24x7. This allows me to receive texts from our paging system at work at night without having the Amazon Deal of the Day email wake me up as well. It’s about time something like this was introduced to the Apple OS.

I think we should cut off the flow of oxygen to part of your brain and see how well you function afterwards.

Well I’m glad you don’t read articles for a living!