Even the Beach Boys sang about it —

<< Apparently, the date was going rather poorly ...

I think you are right —

An Edmunds survey might show that the "most popular" vehicle purchased by these rogues of "little or no property or assets" is the Toyota light pickup truck.

Why not just steal the cars & send them to Africa?

What a country !

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Ed "Big Daddy" Roth.

... want ... 1960's .... vw-style ... roof ... rack ...

Back in the day, the problematic song might have been performed by The Kingsmen, whose ambiguous lyrics drew more attention from parent-teacher organizations than from rent-a-cops.

If I was driving in '63, I'd have gotten a whole beetle fleet ...

Kind of a weird, bloated ofspring of The Thing.

Would like to order a Willie Nelson edition of the Buick.

Why not stick to more creative hoonery ...

1927 - 37 Studebaker "Dictator"

... can eat Seth Meyer's Weekend Update for lunch.

A lotta talk of "Merc's" here —

Now for the requisite surfboard & bogus-rust paint.

One of the few cars that actually looks good without a front bumper.