Buick?

IQ = 75

You mean, like this Mud Puppy?

Laura Bush / Jalop connection: not a good one; read all about it in —-

Is this the guy who won the pink Caddy?

"Who's your daddy?", therealmusashi ?

I ordered mine with the obligatory surfboard

I'll take this Mercedes.

Grandpa's '49 Pontiac

And it would be like livin' in a cartoon ...

You could rent out all the extra space in the engine / spare tire compartment

"Occupy Jalopnik" says: "Bring Back Down On The Street" !

"Better pics are out there..."

... and one fully erect windshield wiper ...

1955 Olds 98.

Ahem. THIS is a hot rod.

The obligatory ....

Does come with a roof rack?

Ford's best tail lights

Ford needs to dig into its archive for T-bird sequential tail lights ...