specs54321
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specs54321

I know you're a huge commenter on Deadspin but that's a really shitty thing to post about someone getting murdered. Was that lame joke really THAT important that you just couldn't refrain from posting it?

Just skip the baby shower, and send me a pregnancy announcement with your PayPal. I will send you some money not to sit through another hell where people think that melting candy bars on diapers constitutes "fun".

OH! You're that guy. Sorry, doldrums, it doesn't work that way either. The problem with your 1-1 ratio here (trying trick us stupid liberals by appropriating our language to white people) is that it's not a 1-1 ratio. You can't simply reverse the terms and it work.

Jesus Unholy Fuck, doldrums. Go read some books on anthropology and economics.

I must ask, respectfully: Does this make any actual sense to you or are you joking? You treat people differently but with the same amount of respect?! Is that like separate but equal facilities?

Uh, doesn't work that way, doldrums. There's no such thing as a non-hostile, non-hurtful racism. If you mean you don't spit on people of color as they walk by, well, good for you (sarcasm). If you continue to support and perpetuate racism, even if it's just in your acquiescence to a racist culture, then you're being

The Queen Elizabeth costume is EVERYTHING. Nobody else needs to do costumes, ever again.

We're all going to get old and wrinkly.

When he was 4, my son informed me that neither he or his sister would be answering to the names I gave them and that I should start addressing them as "Lightningburn" and "Captain Butterfly," respectively.

"Laughter is the best medicine."

You don't think Frederick Douglas was talking about Trent Richardson being inconsistent on short yardage?

"Fuck the Browns."

Even for the quotes that are right, it's still pretty despicable that football teams (I'm sure the Browns aren't the only one) use quotes by people that were probably said in the context of fighting slavery or apartheid and not worried about defending Terrell Suggs on 3rd-and-long.

As a man I plan on wearing a feminine top, tailored skirt, and leg-lengthening heels. If I don't get a job then I'm suing UC Irvine.

Adele. Lorde. Taylor Swift. Lily Allen (although I heard she changed her name). Pink (not quite non-naked, but she does it ironically). Selena Gomez. Sara Barellies.

It angers me to see so much of Black women's asses in this feminist space in lieu of Black women's brains, compassion, heroism, determination, athleticism, love of family, pain and struggles. Lately it seems like the balance has been way, way off on this site (we can "thank" Miley for that, I guess).

I'm not following: because I'd like for Black women to be portrayed not just as booty shakers or pole dancers—-an image of Black women that dominates popular culture—-I am racist? It's now racist to want women who have historically been marginalized as booty-popping sexual playthings to be portrayed as multi-faceted,

It isn't about seeing black women in a feminist space. It's about ONLY seeing black women's asses in a feminist space.

Our whole movement is about girl power

Jezebel, can we talk? I know twerking is having a "moment" and all, but would it be possible to go one week without seeing Black women work a pole or shake their ass on this site? Can we go seven whole days?