It isn’t exactly accurate that the ARPA funds in question were for COVID response. These ARPA State & Local Fiscal Recovery Fund (SLFRF) dollars can also be used on any government costs that could have otherwise been funded by regular government revenues (taxes, license fees, etc), as a replacement for revenues that…

With your knees, not your back.

In my experience, there’s always a chance when you walk by a manhole cover that a purple robot ninja will jump out of the sewer and throw the cover at you, so I guess get good at catching?

I’ve never thought about it before, but how would one go about stealing a manhole cover? This is unrelated to the story, of course.

Arguably his biggest link to gaming is being one of the creative heads of the founding of GameWorks, which was a venture between Sega, Spielberg’s DreamWorks, and Universal.

I hope they bury them near the Atari E.T. cartridges. That will save me some time. 

The dead black eyes of these things has always turned me off. They’re just not fun to look at, and when I go to cons, my eyes just glaze right over them. They might as well be using some kind of cloaking technology.

Who knew that creating tens (or hundreds) of thousands of plastic figurines devoted to every person, place or thing that has ever existed or been imagined would eventually prove unsustainable?

Welp, there goes the entire economic system of every ComicCon.

Funko Pop!(s) as an investment?

Maybe finally we can let Africa know it’s Christmastime!

Hey now, he also chose his hands!

Over the long run, 99 percent of Funkos are worthless outside of whatever depraved joy fans get from occasionally making eye contact with the ones lining their shelves.

They’ll fund a Desantis replacement before they ever move out of the state.

When Republicans talk about “small government” they mean “a government that is just me and what I want to do.”

“Both sides here are evil” is the galaxy brain take. Great work. You’re part of the reason we’re in this mess.

People can see how authoritarian he is, and how vindictive his is, and how petty he is

There is no way in hell Disney is going to move a park they’ve invested billions of dollars in over decades just because of one bill and a single governor’s axe to grind, and any notion to the contrary is pure delusion.

It should frighten every American that a potential future President wants to control the content of a media company. Taking away Reedy Creeks special privilege’s? Sure, that’s his right to do so. It may suck for Disney but there is nothing legally or morally wrong with him doing that. But every time he discusses it he…

So yeah, after what happened at New College of Florida and how DeSantis pushed one of his cronies as the new Dean and they immediately doubled the salary, I was curious how the list of sycophants would profit from this.