It is impossible for the Cubs to save anything these days.

So, you never masturbated at that point? And he never masturbated, either? I feel like that would have been like watching a couple putting together their first piece of Ikea furniture.

Capcom doesn't have the rights to Skully. He's owned by Akira.

The most powerful knife in the game. It starts out weak, but if you put your cowardice on display by running away from combat a total of 255 times, the Chicken Knife can be more powerful than even the sword Ragnarok!

Time to make some crazy money.

Animated short? A future Zelda game should look like that.

If by average you mean the man to Yao's left, he has a doctorate in quantum mechanics, speaks 9 languages and is an accomplished cellist. If I'm mistaken and you're referring to the man behind Yao, that's Century 21 agent Jeff Whittels of Boca Raton, Fl, and he only sold three homes in the last calendar year. That is…

No biggie, the Wizards have their own tall man