It’s owned by a company called Spencer Gifts which operates full time mall stores specializing in novelty and risque items and those pop up shops account for about half their annual revenue.

That’s embarrassing. I hate when my device auto-corrects “Mario” into “Luigi” as well.

I dunno, there’s a pretty close relation between karma sutra positions and visual functions. (And if I ruined absolute values for at least one person my work here is done.)

...because there are already enough dumb opinion articles already on a slow gaming news day.

NASCAR games go out broken as often as WWE games.  I recall one of the NASCAR games was built by a British team that had never actually been to a race and it showed. 

I don’t understand why they didn’t just change the controls on the mini-game, buy making it alternating buttons or such. 

Good. If racism and inequality don’t make you feel bad, there is something seriously wrong with you.

The NFL, especially Dan Snyder, is giddy over how the mainstream media is focusing entirely on Gruden and not on the actual important shit those e-mails should have shown.

“Metroid and Super Metroid are on the NES/SNES Classics and Switch Online.”

Well, most of them.  Someone else has this one. 

Even more awesome if it's a class of support ships.

I don’t care who the final fighter is, I’m still waiting for Stanley as an Assist Trophy.

I can only take Sarah in small doses, but I’m been championing Jimmy McGuire since Day One. He’s also a Stage Manager, so it’s not like they have to work around his schedule; he’s already there on tape dates.

I blame NASCAR announcer Darrell Waltrip for that one.  He postulated that 40 cars driving in an oval could cause it to rain and rather than just hand him some crayons to keep him occupied, FOX Sports allowed him to go on his old man rant for about an hour.  

I’m pretty sure that if 2011 me read the news from 2021, I would have been rooting for the virus all along. 

If it were, it would be the greatest publicity stunt ever. Every couple of months, someone pops up in some random place and asks about GTA6.  Unfortunately, ad agencies don’t know how to do subtle so it would just get annoying quick as they try to force it into become a meme and constant mentions on…

Everyone is reading this as confirming, “Why you should never visit Walmart,” while I read it as confirming, “Why you should never visit Texas.”  

Nintendo really does have an unfair reputation in this regard. The number of C&Ds they have issued for fan projects is fairly short for what is by far the largest game developer in the world. And it’s no coincidence that they’ve waited until a game (like AM2R) is out on the internet before shutting it down (with the…

Speaking from experience, it can be difficult for really smart people to comprehend that not everyone’s brains work the same way or even at the same speed. It can be infuriating to be around.  “Jesus Christ.  Give me a moment, I will get there!” 

Indeed. The idea that if you had a c-section, your baby should have died is not the sentiment of a rational human being and should be a disqualification all by itself.