I don’t care who the final fighter is, I’m still waiting for Stanley as an Assist Trophy.

I can only take Sarah in small doses, but I’m been championing Jimmy McGuire since Day One. He’s also a Stage Manager, so it’s not like they have to work around his schedule; he’s already there on tape dates.

I blame NASCAR announcer Darrell Waltrip for that one.  He postulated that 40 cars driving in an oval could cause it to rain and rather than just hand him some crayons to keep him occupied, FOX Sports allowed him to go on his old man rant for about an hour.  

I’m pretty sure that if 2011 me read the news from 2021, I would have been rooting for the virus all along. 

If it were, it would be the greatest publicity stunt ever. Every couple of months, someone pops up in some random place and asks about GTA6.  Unfortunately, ad agencies don’t know how to do subtle so it would just get annoying quick as they try to force it into become a meme and constant mentions on…

Everyone is reading this as confirming, “Why you should never visit Walmart,” while I read it as confirming, “Why you should never visit Texas.”  

Nintendo really does have an unfair reputation in this regard. The number of C&Ds they have issued for fan projects is fairly short for what is by far the largest game developer in the world. And it’s no coincidence that they’ve waited until a game (like AM2R) is out on the internet before shutting it down (with the…

Speaking from experience, it can be difficult for really smart people to comprehend that not everyone’s brains work the same way or even at the same speed. It can be infuriating to be around.  “Jesus Christ.  Give me a moment, I will get there!” 

Indeed. The idea that if you had a c-section, your baby should have died is not the sentiment of a rational human being and should be a disqualification all by itself.

If only there was someone with some Jeopardy experience that they could hire (or at least audition):

You mean by perhaps hiring a former contestant in a producer role and having him record some of the video categories? 

That statement works two ways. First (and this is how I presume you meant it), it’s good advice to anyone considering murder/suicide.

It’s possible that this is also a spouse finding out that their partner is cheating. 

“Do you watch scripted TV shows and complain that there is NO WAY something interesting can happen that often to a specific group of people?”

Speaking of cameras, my favorite trick on that show is shooting an angle to make it look like they’re loading an item “into” the van that’s actually being passed behind the van.

Lightning Dancer (Final Fantasy X) makes it a no-go for me.  I think I successfully chained about twenty lightning dodges once. 

I read the comments to see what shows in the list that people are recommending.  I’m not going through multiple pages like it’s 2010. 

I’m sure I could find a similar quote about the Gen 6 car. And the CoT. And the winged models. The point is that it’s the same thing that happens every time. See also: Tracking repaving. Mark my words.  Within ten years, someone will be complaining a track isn’t as good as Atlanta.

It is space.

“The first couple years of Gen 6 were great, but I think everyone was too caught up in the crazy new chase formats and retiring stars to really notice how good the racing was.”