I guessed on River Raid.  I couldn’t tell if #2 was Donkey Kong or Frogger and guessed the latter. Burgertime seemed to be the most accurate of the descriptions.  It was like someone just put these through Google Translate and then translated them back to English. 

IANAL, but I have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express and my presumtion is that Nintendo’s legal argument isn’t on the license. After all, Nintendo has little recorse if you choose to name your character Buttface in Ocarina of Time. They will argue that they own the platform (i.e. servers) on which the transactions are…

This looks like the opening shot of an updated version of the “So Happy Together” commercial.  I imagine that right after this image it devolves into the final act of Blazing Saddles.

I would presume that this is because it’s a relatively small market that speaks what they claim is some form of English. (Sorry, Aussies, that’s in good fun. There’s just not enough Welsh articles to use that line on properly.) So they can just lump them in with the UK instead of having to provide an additional level…

That is a fair point. I merely meant to point out that Lee was an opponent of succession and had Virginia’s decision picked for him.

But you are very much correct. On the subject of slavery there can be no degree or measure given. I amend my statement.

He was opposed to the war and didn’t believe that Virginia had the right to secede. He served because his state did in the end chose to disregard his advice.  He picked the wrong side, but for the least wrong reason. 

It’ll go a long way if they just fix the camera. You can tell this game was not finished (with all the chests in the last part of the game holding the default item or the XP growth ending on a random number) but it was frustrating to have to hold the camera stick up all the time so you can see more than the ground…

Yeah, Kotaku is horrible on Android Chrome. I hit the reply button on a comment saying that Disney couldn’t send a C&D.  I suppose I should be happy that it posted to the correct story. 

The key is that it’s on a uniform. By the same token, you can slap a Donald Duck decal on your car, but once it’s on a cruiser, Disney absolutely can step in.

I clearly recall George Bush going to Maine and George W. Bush going to Texas to vote.  Is Air Force One scheduled for an oil change that day?

Here’s what you need to know:
Does the show turn a profit?
If yes, the studio is going to wipe every discretion under the rug.

And that right there demonstrates why you've been The Root's Sexiesr Commenter of the Year for three of the past four years.

I don’t think it was ever intended to introduce season six as it was filmed during Season 4 when Season 5 still looked like it wasn’t going to happen.  (That’s way it only references events from the first four seasons.)

Don’t be ridiculous.  They’re going to break up because someday she’s going to be 25. 

No sh**, Sherlock. If only there was a large group of people living around the world who could have told you that was a bad idea?

But don’t worry.  The blue states you mocked for the past three weeks will spend the rest of the decade bailing you out financially.  Again.  Because we don’t learn our lesson either. 

On a scale of ‘Jared to Omarosa’... just how bad is she?

Except in his case, it’s not completely a joke. He remarks on the attractiveness of school children who visit the White House, so it’s not even remotely close to being a stretch to suggest that he has hired a woman partially - or even entirely - based on her sexuality.

There is absolutely ZERO chance, and I mean ZERO chance that Kenny Omega isn’t going to be the point person for AEW management on any game.  It’ll absolutely be a modern take on No Mercy.

That doesn’t necessarily mean that WWE invested money. Class B (non-voting) stocks could very well have been traded for something that XFL needs like merchandise sales supports. Trading stocks for services would have looked good on the XFL’s bottom line.

Just tweak Here Comes the Pain.