The key is that it’s on a uniform. By the same token, you can slap a Donald Duck decal on your car, but once it’s on a cruiser, Disney absolutely can step in.

I clearly recall George Bush going to Maine and George W. Bush going to Texas to vote.  Is Air Force One scheduled for an oil change that day?

Here’s what you need to know:
Does the show turn a profit?
If yes, the studio is going to wipe every discretion under the rug.

And that right there demonstrates why you've been The Root's Sexiesr Commenter of the Year for three of the past four years.

I don’t think it was ever intended to introduce season six as it was filmed during Season 4 when Season 5 still looked like it wasn’t going to happen.  (That’s way it only references events from the first four seasons.)

Don’t be ridiculous.  They’re going to break up because someday she’s going to be 25. 

No sh**, Sherlock. If only there was a large group of people living around the world who could have told you that was a bad idea?

But don’t worry.  The blue states you mocked for the past three weeks will spend the rest of the decade bailing you out financially.  Again.  Because we don’t learn our lesson either. 

On a scale of ‘Jared to Omarosa’... just how bad is she?

Except in his case, it’s not completely a joke. He remarks on the attractiveness of school children who visit the White House, so it’s not even remotely close to being a stretch to suggest that he has hired a woman partially - or even entirely - based on her sexuality.

There is absolutely ZERO chance, and I mean ZERO chance that Kenny Omega isn’t going to be the point person for AEW management on any game.  It’ll absolutely be a modern take on No Mercy.

That doesn’t necessarily mean that WWE invested money. Class B (non-voting) stocks could very well have been traded for something that XFL needs like merchandise sales supports. Trading stocks for services would have looked good on the XFL’s bottom line.

Just tweak Here Comes the Pain.   

Willing to bet that they use an American bank somewhere along the line.  That’s what took FIFA down. 

I thought this was going to be an article about the individual that originated the phrase, “OK, Boomer” and instead got a lesson on something called, “simping.” My point is that I’m not certain what the focus was here. Is it supposed to be a profile piece that simply went a bit off the rails? Because if I was…

I thought this was going to be an article about the individual that originated the phrase, “OK, Boomer” and instead got a lesson on something called, “simping.” My point is that I’m not certain what the focus was here. Is it supposed to be a profile piece that simply went a bit off the rails? Because if I was…

“Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?”

Game Xchange has done what we all thought was impossible: They made GameStop look good.

It’s not about that. It’s about validation. The economy was the one quantitative thing that he could point to and say, “See? Proof that I did good!” In his own mind he’s got less and, by extension, is less if he loses that. You think he’s unstable now? Mark me words, it’s only a matter of time until he completely…

Wow, no one can provide specific information on how an unprecedented event is going to unfold?  Did you try asking for their respective managers? 

Quite. Considering that the Federal and State governments now pretty much use the same definition of essential employee (“an employee that performs work involving the safety of human life or the protection of property”), I find it hard to see how they thought that fighting daily civil fines was economically feasible.