If it took you three years to come to this conclusion, you probably shouldn’t be pointing fingers.

Unless he tries to enter Canada...we...uh, we don’t want him.

Starting a publishing company in 1990? I imagine that’s what it would be like to start a telegraph company in 1890.

“If you did it well, your ratings would be much better.”

Likewise, Mr. President.

They don’t say “Jesus” all over the cups?!  Riot!!!

Every Smash comment after every single Direct reads the same to me:
“Waaah! They included an element that’s not solely about the way that I want to play the game!”   

Brian Kemp can’t run a fair election competently. Let’s give him a promotion!

It’s not really set up like an encyclopedia. It covers the 17 console games in the Super Mario Bros main series in chronological order and looks more like a series of those features from Nintendo Power that showed an upcoming game.

Each game gets about ten pages. There’s a full page showing off the promotional/box…

It’s not really set up like an encyclopedia. It covers the 17 console games in the Super Mario Bros main series in…

Tere are no platinum trophies that require DLC, but I agree that multiplayer/online trophies suck as I've been fairly close on a couple of them only to find out that the server has recently been shut down.  They should at least patch them to eliminate those trophies.

“Crikey! I don’t understand.”
Yeah, that should have been the title of this article.

Good point; no one has played both of only two teams.

Uh, the NY Giants play football, my man.

The Red Sox beat both the NY Giants and Brooklyn Dodgers.  And not only have the Yankess beaten three teams from one city, it was their own city. 

The cruel irony here is that Hartford was the franchise that almost brought the “alternate” or “third” uniform to the NHL. The NHL shot down their silver uniforms, dismissing it as a cashgrab. Of course a few years later, every team had a third uniform.

During televised WWE shows they will sometimes show backstage segments during commercial breaks so that the casual fans in the audience will know which wrestlers to cheer or boo when the show returns. During one event in Hartford a few years ago, a “bad guy” [heel] wrestler foolishly decided he’d use the generic “Your…

Perfect storm. He’s a narcissist who has tapped into a crowd that will parrot back to him his own talking points solely because they want so badly for the things he says to be true. Think of a prosecutor that wants really badly to nail someone for a crime. He wants it to be true so badly that he convinces neighbors…

I shuffle between finding it amusing and slightly annoying that the immediate reaction involves a lot of whining that the non-Smash Direct wasn’t mostly about Smash.

It’s like one of those colonial tourist spots that your school brought you on field trips where you get to see how people lived in colonial America, except they made it a state.

ESPN in general should be taken out back and shot.  Someone needs to go in and just gut the whole thing and start over.  

Boundaries.