“Well played, clerks. Well played.”
I still quote that show to this day (though I absolutely remember where it all came from).

“Well played, clerks. Well played.”
I still quote that show to this day (though I absolutely remember where it all came from).

The woman in the apartment next to mine had this as her morning alarm. I learned to sleep with headphones on and turned up my annoying buzzer alarm in response. To this day I wake up and I can swear that if I listen closely enough that I can still faintly hear “If we fall into the sky...”

I think he just thought it was a funny sound.

How did I only today have someone put that together for me?

What’s the whole “homina homina homina” thing about, anyway? Who says “homina”?

Don’t let anyone fool you: It is possible to hold both the stance that James Gunn’s tweets are highly offensive and still realize that Jack Posobiec and Mike Cernovich are asshats.

White people call the police like they’re Dominos. If they don’t arrest a black man in thirty minutes or less your next traffic ticket is free.

You don’t watch a lot of news, do you? I’d like to say that I was expecting a more civil and open discussion on the topic, but I wasn’t. That bar is set so low that I’m surprised that I don’t normally trip over it.

I don’t know why they can’t just be like past generations and consume 80 hours a week of reality TV, cop dramas, home improvement shows, and live sports instead.

The THR article confirms that WWE programming is indeed much more attractive to advertisers right now.

It’s 2018, Wrestlefire. Nothing is stopping you from finding the kind of wrestling you want wherever it exists on the planet.

Wasn’t the version that was hidden away in one of the levels of “Donkey Kong 64" also an arcade port?

The future of console tech won’t be measured in frames per milisecond or by how many quintillions of polygons can be rendered simultaneously, but by the tools that the devices are able to offer to developers. We just have to look backwards to see the future. The Super Nintendo was greatly inferior under the hood to…

If the door doesn’t have crash bars then they cannot without being in violation of fire code. I’m not familiar with Atlanta’s city codes in particular, but given the 20th century I wouldn’t be surprised if there aren’t additional city/county/state laws throughout the Southeast expressly forbidding restaurants from…

I can’t wait to play Mega Man 1: And Other Mega Man Games for Children on the Switch!

I honked twice today at a driver. The first was to alert him to the fact that he was drastically slowing and was in danger of drifting off the road while he adjusted with the small forest of air fresheners hanging from his rear view mirror. The second honk was in anger because after adjusting back into the middle of…

Tell me that won an emmy!

That intro was so white I just re-watched the first episode of Luke Cage as a palette cleanser.

Heap of the Nest was more of a back door pilot than a proper spin-off. It was common at one time for TV shows to introduce a character from a fall pilot into an existing show and sometimes sneak in the pilot as a “special episode” featuring that character.