Not to mention his sly reference to Trump’s “make America great again” nonsense. Hail to the Chief.

It’s frustrating seeing videos like these posted for clicks and comments on Jezebel. This video was not made to enlighten the West about acid attacks. It is part of a local campaign to put pressure on government officials to regulate the sale of acids. This is missed by the commenters, who eat this stuff up with a…

Your Honor, we submit a Morion to Reconsider to this Court, arguing that the Duggar re-direct to Jessa’s wedding appears to be a shameless attention-grab, and that Michelle Duggar has not demonstrated the mental capacity to grasp the subtleties of the concept of Shade.

Nothing against your comment in particular, but I miss the days when Jez discouraged talking about specific numbers. Now there will be a million comments about whether x height and x weight is really “fat.” Numbers tend to derail the discussion.

Yeahhhh, it is never a good idea to include someone who hates your fiance — and called you up to tell you! — in your wedding party. You’re, like, triple-dog daring them to keep their mouth shut through a lot of celebrating and task mastering. I don’t care what facade she’s putting up now, there’s a better chance than…

That’s like saying you work in the Uruk-hai growing pits of Mordor.

So close to returning to this classic look:

Anybody besides me remember when the 70s came back in the 90s briefly? It looked exactly like this. So this is basically the 90s version of the 70s come back to haunt us all.

Add a headband with a couple rhinestone flowers, and this is straight out of a 1992 Delia’s catalog. Oh sorry, Delia*s.

Everyone but her son decided they’d rather do their jobs. Her son is on his way to the pokey as we speak.

Relevant and hillarious: https://twitter.com/nexttokimdavis

“Bunning also told five deputy clerks who work for Davis that they have until 1:45 p.m. to decide whether they will comply with his order.”

Worth noting that Judge David Bunning was appointed by George W. Bush and is the son of former Senator Jim Bunning, a conservative Republican. She got sentenced by one of her “own,” not some dirty librul.

Bye asshole!

I’m sure she fashions herself a martyr. The ‘thank you’ was probably some hubristic, thank-you-for-the-privilege-of-suffering-for-Jeebus type thing. She's a hero in her own mind.

Bunning also told five deputy clerks who work for Davis that they have until 1:45 p.m. to decide whether they will comply with his order to issue marriage licenses or join Davis in jail.

That wonderful piece is actually one that’s been doing the rounds since May 2000 (it was even quoted on The West Wing!), and was written by a guy named Kent Ashcraft. It’s the perfect response to so much garbage that some religious conservatives spew, isn’t it?