because you aren't a real Republican unless your hair even leans right

This is hilarious. I vote this! Swift-ception?

*sigh* the mystery that is Kinja

There, bumped to the black! Temporarily, anyway. I think you need to be followed by Jez for it to be permanent.

My boyfriend and I are both outdoorsy people and love to go camping. We usually go quite a few times in the summer, but the absolute best is during the fall. The colors are beautiful, it's not too cold out yet, and there's less competition for camping spots.

Yes, praise HIM!

Unless they're more like the Lannisters of Monaco...

Dated a dude in a shitty metal band for almost a year. *sigh* So many concerts.

The hand doesn't look like a hand. And it's supposed to be a realistic style, so it's not like a Picasso version of a hand. The space before the first knuckle on the pointer finger is way too long. The space between the pinkie and the ring finger is totally off. The shading on the palm makes it look like it's a weird…

What is UP with those fingers?? Why is the ring finger coming out there? Why is there a ridiculous amount of space between the pinkie and the ring? WTF is with that shading on the palm??

Ugh, the sex in Dresden Files is atrocious. Honestly, not sure how much (if any?) real-life experience Jim Butcher has with teh ladiezz.

Well, I guess if two of their fathers were also their grandfathers.... Not that I'm implying they're inbred. Of course not. Wouldn't want to do that.

At least he's trying to Smize!

Open your eyes - look up to the sky and see Pan in a super-obvious flight harness.

Sooooo...Forbes is now Thought Catalog? Wonderful.

It's one of the few pre-video commercials on YouTube that I'll actually watch!

Generally, if they show up in your sim's family tree, you can't romance/woohoo/marry.

LOL Gwyneth. Silly, you know GOOP don't poop.