"This heartwarming blog will restore your faith in humanity*!"

Thanks!

*sigh*

Okay soooooo faux, lab-created tanzanite then! I will admit I have not done any research into which stones are ethically sourced because I do not plan on getting engaged anytime soon.

Oooh yes tanzanite is an excellent choice

Or buy a sapphire instead.

I love that we had similar responses. Let's assemble a list of extravagant entertainment that decidedly does not glorify its main characters!

It's like people who saw The Great Gatsby and then threw 20s-themed extravagant parties with gold in their champagne and dancing monkeys.

Beautifully childlike: a standard to which we should all aspire.

Anyone else creeped out by #2? He's basically saying if he thinks of his wife as a toddler her "annoying habits" become cute.

Came here to say this. Diet coke has zero high fructose corn syrup.

You called?

"So sorry to catch you on your mobile"

This letter is completely, 100% relevant to me. And it is what I needed to read. Thank you for sharing.

Is it pronounced like "cooch-eh-nelly"? Because that's hilarious.

Wow, what a huge dick.

True, although some people are doing the right thing and donating money, too. The ALS organization sent out a press release saying that about 10% of people are donating, and that translated into something like $27M in donations (compared to $1.2M at the same time last year). So, yes, it does help the organization when…

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Interesting!