Football fans are the dumbest motherfuckers on the face of the planet.

>American V8
>Apex Assassin
>Nude chick in profile pic
>Miatas are gay

“gay” is so 1980’s - you need to update your English Insults Dictionary

Did you really just use ‘gay’ as an insult? What year do you live in? Can you burn me some Eminem CDs?

I suppose you’d need that V8 to haul around that big closet of yours.

did you get your parents’ permission before going online?

If a competent, enjoyable, fun-to-drive, RWD, manual car is gay, then call me Liberace.

What’s it like being 12?

Two things: “gay” is a seriously weak insult, and the Miata is awesome.

How about fuck you instead?

A note on Craftsman hand tools (screw drivers, sockets, wrenches etc). They have a lifetime warranty, no receipt needed. If for any reason “you are not satisfied” you can take it into a store and exchange it. There does not have to be visible damage to the tool. I know someone that went to yard sales buying all the…

I’ll say it:

The Eagles suck almost as much as Harley riders.

I like the exterior. It is clean and understated. The perfect Q-ship. I don't want a bunch of boy-racer bling.

Trophy hunter truthers who think that this kind of shit helps animal conservation are absolutely the fucking worst.

We do, actually: http://lifehacker.com/5983680/how-th…

So where ARE those $4 TRILLION WMDs?

Ehhhh, I don’t know about that. Yes they/Bush handled that day and the week after very well, but the events that followed were ridiculous. A big imaginary search for WMD’s, that they knew weren’t there, not very grownup like.

2000 M5 owner here.

As much as I reading snarky non-sports related comments from guys who graduated with “Creative Writing” degrees 10 years ago....I wish the average Deadspin commenter actually wanted to have a sports conversation.