Rolling Coal. Die brodozer scum

Insanely high beltlines. All of the decades in advancement of safety, and this is what they come up with? I mean sure, more metal, more passive safety and all that jazz...But then you’re like driving around a bunker that you can’t see out of. So it’s like one step forward, two steps back.

My first statement is always “I’m calling about the car you have for sale.” If their response is “Which one?” I hang up.

Chrysler Crossfire, not actually a bad car mind you as it is basically an SLK, in fact I work with someone who owned a mid ‘00s SLK and now a brand new SLK, both with metal folding roofs and bought a crossfire for their winter beater... but still the pop up spoiler was a bit out of place on a Chrysler

so when he cashes those stock options he’ll only be paying 10% taxes, oh thank you great generous leaders of government and industry for contributing so much to the country!

With your high school tassel hanging from the rear view mirror and whatever the most popular song from senior year was, cranked to 11.

If you had enough money for an F1, you might even be able to get away with having your wife and girlfriend in the same car!

I believe that’s called the Monaco Paradox.

It’s always been weird to me that the P1 looks like it’s simply missing the tail light assembly

Tempramental? Perhaps. Who cares? I'm the last person on the planet! I'll exhaust all of the nice cars that nobody else can drive, I'm reasonably certain there are more of them than I will have time to drive.

Wait, this actually is the best green. McLaren XP5 Green.

Prepare to get angry. This is the worst dashcam I've seen in a while.

This one is my favorite:

I pledged SAE in college b/c after just playing sports in high school I had no fucking clue about life. I was drawn to their True Gentleman creed and thought "Man, that's how I try to act so I'll join these guys."

You know what would be funny if this worked? You could use a (conspicuous, empty) magnetic key holder as the magnet. Someone who found it would just think you made a mistake, and forget continuing to look for the key.

Best looking car Infiniti has ever made.

Because M45

But since you probably won't reach 125,000 miles in five years, consider the 75,000-mile plan: it's just $2,989.

You seem to have forgotten iStat menus. While it is not free anymore (v.3), version two was free and is excellent. You have graphs inside the menus, you can choose what and what not to show, etc.