To be fair to the President, Kara can't even spell Seth Rogen correctly.

Seeing Elisabeth Moss is always so painful because I love her...then I remember she's a Scientologist.

about the kind of porn this woman is into.

So when women are offended by men, they should just shut up and deal with it, but when men are offended by women, we write fan fiction about how she deserves to be raped because she offended us? Seems balanced.

Okay commenters - the CONTENT of the film is IRRELEVANT. Pleaaaassse stopppp saying you wouldn't have seen it anyway, no one cares, ooh la la, you're so high-brow.

I rather picture that as Zeus punching Cronos in the stomach as far as ego battles go. And out vomited The Newsroom.

Oh shit! Lowe invoked Chamberlain! IT'S RILLY RIL NOW.

I think it's stupid as fuck to pull it from the theaters! I'm with the stars on this one. Sony should just release it online for anyone and everyone to watch at this point.

I am currently in Florida. I am inclined to agree.

Wait! hold on one second! Griffith and QU are in New Zealand now? Here I was thinking they were in AUSTRALIA!!! I learn something new everyday... (Might want to fix that first sentence)

This is something I had started to suspect a while ago. Not just through observing my own relationship dynamics, but those of friends and family too. At least now there is a study to back up my hunch.

just a fact check but neither of universities are in New Zealand. . .

Uh those universities are not in New Zealand.

Ummm, New Zealand and Australia are not the same place.

Her twin? He's cheating with someone who looks exactly like his partner? Why would... you know what, I met my stupid question quota for the day. Never mind.

I think the problem with that is that no matter what we do, someone says it's wrong. For every suggestion we get of something to do, someone else says that isn't the way to do it.

If there's any message I took away from Better Off Dead, it's that you at least recycle them.

Right. I don't want a prize, but also, don't basically tell me to shut up. That doesn't do anyone any good.

I thought it was a wonderful piece, but I sincerely doubt that most good white people—or at least the good white people who run in my circles—believe that they "deserve a fucking prize." I think they're expressing empathy.

So...I shouldn't share this essay?