Love Tracy Jordan the character or Tracy Morgan the actor? #pedantic #sorry

For the love of Zeus, please do not give this man any more writing assignments. This needs to stop now.

yes, in this case it certainly does- because food is important to this jizzwad and his wife

a fat fuck in a NFL jersey! i KNEW it!

I love how your off-hand comment, which any sane person should be able to totally understand exactly what you meant, has utterly derailed the conversation away from this girl's abuse and toward a dissertation on fat acceptance.

I'm not a big fan of political correctness run amuck [sic]

Maybe "a severely deteriorated state" means Indiana?

by family members in a severely deteriorated state

I'm an old. Back in my day it was simple.

I have friends who were really not into the cry it out method. Now they have a kindergartener who still sleeps in their bedroom full-time.

This is sickening that this is a post trying to shame someone on how they look, Jezebel is so hypocritical about treating people right.

The way the Jezebel staff is afraid of Europeans in a way that manifests itself as constant comments on the appearance of the British is ... creepy and weird (see the unvarnished hate in the story a few months ago about the woman who thought she was too cute to Internet date).

I don't know what I love more, you're original comment or the worryingly humorless replies about whether or not victim blaming can cross some kind of zoonose/animal human meridian.

I'm not sure that it is victim blaming when an animal is involved. If the dog is poorly socialized then that's the family's fault, not the dogs. So the dog is kind of the victim and perpetrator all in one! Poor dog.

I know, I know, I KNOW, I'm victim blaming here, but I don't give a flying fuck: what do you want to bet, based on what we know about the Boobers, that "Jaxon" (UGH WTF) did something to antagonize the dog into biting him?

I'll look into that. And you are spot on with "Nothing brings out even the mildest latent douchiness like the "threat" of female sex." I'm pretty pissed that he was clearly joking about it with one of the other roommates BEFORE even mentioning it to me. I mean, WTF. That is not how adults deal with things.

I feel the same way, but I can't even get a guy to look at me so I don't have an SO or spouse to confide in. I do feel like I don't have a truly best friend with whom I can talk about anything, though I do have great friends who understand me and I can talk to about certain important things.

I was living in England when this song came out. It's kind of bizarre but terribly catchy.

We have a weekly menu that repeats. It's boring, but it works. It helps a lot with planning and shopping. I know exactly what to buy and when to cook it. We update the menu when it gets stale or when the season changes, and it's not like we can't ditch the menu when we feel like it. My son knows the menu and can…

Granted, my system isn't perfect but here's what I do.