Abusive towards animals, humans, whatever.

1. Conservative politics. Particularly libertarianism, which, fortunately, not a lot of gay guys seem to be into.

Being 40, my list of "oh fuck no" has grown quite long throughout the years, but one of the biggest is anyone who doesn't like/is mean to animals. It says loads about their character, their compassion, their capacity for love...so many things, really.

So who's your favorite author?

Kids. If I find out you have them, I am no longer interested.

I once went out with a guy who said he was a writer, and since I'm also a writer, I asked who some of his favorite authors were. He said,

Didn't believe in vaccinations. Ended it right there.

It's never come up, but I could never be with someone who didn't love animals or who expected me to give up my pets.